how to be a good student:
- care about your grades
- do your work
how to have a school-related mental breakdown:
- care about your grades
- don’t do your work
guess what I do
People who are so rude to everybody and still have a shitload of friends
(Source: religiousmom)
i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet
like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks like ophelia…was drowning her sorrows”
i almost got kicked out every day but it was worth it
#looks like laertes….got the point #looks like it’s curtains…..for polonius #looks like king hamlet….got an earful
